TV as you know, is dead. There'll be no more channel surfing. No more complaining that nothing's on. No more boredom. TIOTI is here, and it's going to let you watch anything you want, any time you want, anywhere there's an internet connection.
Watching TV on the internet used to mean either spending ages searching through millions of websites for what you want or resorting to torrents, which are a) illegal and b) mostly made up of 1983 Estonian talent show semi finals, instead of stuff you actually want to watch.
But now there's TIOTI. We've pulled together all the TV shows worth watching online, so you can find everything you want in one place. Like a show? Set it as your favourite and we'll tell you when the next episode is available. Love the show? Then discuss the show with thousands of like-minded fans as soon as you're done. Really love the show? Then stick photos, rumours, gossip, fan-fiction or anything else you like onto its TIOTI page. We'll even tell you new shows we think you'll like based on what you're already watching. It's just like TV - only better because there's more of it, you're in control and there's less Fearne Cotton. What's not to love?
We know that TV is brilliant, which is why we've made Tioti the easiest place on Earth to find and watch your favourite TV shows online. But we also know that TV is best enjoyed in glorious couch potato ultra-comfort, so we've decided to give you that as well.
Sign up to Tioti during May and you won't just have access to more online TV shows than you'll know what to do with - you'll also be entered into our kickass giveaway to end all giveaways. The prizes? How about a Lay-Z-Boy recliner, a 32" LCD HD TV, an HD DVD camcorder, a portable DVD player and a Nintendo Wii. All that comfort for so little effort... what could be better?
Simply shift your sweet ass over to tioti.com and sign up. That's it. That's all you have to do to stand a chance of being the winner of all that amazing stuff.
Rules: Everyone who signs up before the end of May 2008 will be entered into a free prize draw to win everything we just told you about. The lucky winner will be chosen at random 72 hours after the end of the calendar month. If you're the lucky winner, we'll be in touch within 48 hours to find out where to send all the prizes. If we can't contact you, another winner will be picked. UK residents only, please, and our iron-fisted decision is completely final. If you want the winner's name you can contact us in June for the details. But we won't give you their address. You'll just burgle them. We're not stupid.